Hamilton for Hire

Oh I didn't want to write this post. I put it off until Tuesday...that's how much I didn't want to write it!

So this week, the task is to create a comic book book character that shows off Zappos.com's dedication to customer service. The women pick Khloe Kardashian as their project manager and the men pick...Scott Hamilton!

Off to the war room and chaos ensues. Nobody can come up with an idea save Denis Rodman who suggests it be a flamboyant gay man...couture and all, Tom Green is running around the room like an idiot performing, and Clint Black is snapping at everyone. Worst part is that Scott cannot get a handle on things.

After hours of wasted time, the team finally comes up with a workable concept, time for a name...Scott decides on EEE...Everything, Everyone, Everytime. Oh my goodness, I about fainted! EEE!

I have to interject here, all through this episode I'm screaming at the television the best idea ever and none of them listened, men or women. As soon as I knew the task I had the perfect idea. I would have made it a guy named Zap! And Zap would 'shock' you with his customer services. But anyway...

To the boardroom and of course the women win again because while their concept was basically the same as the guys, their characters name was Mizz Z...see how they used the Z?

So of course Scott is in the hot seat...he brings Tom Green back with him who was a disaster during the task and Hershel Walker to back him up. In the end it really comes down between Tom and Scott and Donald Trump couldn't get over the name of the character and fired...Scott :-(

I was so sad...so with only the second show, our boy is gone! I don't care who wins now...so long as it isn't Tom Green!

Hamilton for Hire

First Edition of what I hope is many, many editions. Each week I'll keep track of Scott Hamilton's progress on The Celebrity Apprentice.

First off...I think of both teams, those were the grossest looking cupcakes ever! Who would eat those, let alone pay thousands for one. I mean, they could of took care to make them at least taste good...but I digress.

I thought Scott did a great job this first week. He worked hard, didn't ruffle any feathers. They all proclaimed how big a name Dennis Rodman is but I dare say that Scott Hamilton is a household name as well. I think they shouldn't be so quick to call Rodman the biggest star (perhaps, the most noticeable).

The boardroom, when Andrew Dice Clay said he would fire Scott Hamilton (after he had basically quit), I almost died. I thought, "oh no...he's gonna get Scott in the hot seat and then something terrible might happen!" Luckily Trump, nor Project Manager Hershel Walker were having any of it and Walker, Rodman, and Clay ended up in the hot seat with Clay (thankfully!) being fired. Scott lives to take on another challenge!

On the ladies side...I'm already done with Annie Duke...ugh! Next Round Sunday!

Scott Hamilton "Trumps In"

"You're fired!"

Actually, Scott Hamilton's hired as the latest celebrity to join NBC's The Apprentice! The second season will air on Thursday's early next year when ER reaches it's conclusion.

Celebrity Apprentice is similar to the regular Apprentice only stars are competing for their favorite charity. My guess is that Scott's will be the Scott Hamilton CARES Initiative. Fitting, as we're all currently Standing Up to Cancer!

Quite a cast is assembling for the show including: Joan Rivers, Dennis Rodman, Tony Danza, Brande Roderick, Petra Nemcova, Heather Mills, Khloe Kardashian, Joe Francis, and more.

Oh goodness, much like Dancing with the Stars I'm gonna have to have a weekly update for Celebrity Apprentice and Scott Hamilton. How about "Hamilton for Hire?"